DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Helena

When you buy a new swimsuit, where is the first place you go?  The beach?  The catwalk?  Stay home in show off in front of your friends?  No.  You'd go to a warzone.  Duh.  Christie and Helena don their swimsuits in the most dangerous area possible for a DOA chick fight.  The swimsuits could possibly be bulletproof, but they don't seem to be fistproof.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Tina

Tina is the rootinest, tootinest, roughest, toughest, sexist sheriff in the Wild West.  And she's on a manhunt...er...womanhunt for a dangerous outlaw.  Christie is the deadliest, skimpiest, bustiest, sexiest outlaw in the Wild West.  When Tina tracks her down the only thing that can come from the meeting is a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Phase 4

It's time for Phys. Ed. at Ass Whuppin' High.  The gym teacher, Christie, smiles as she looks around and sees all the ladies clad in matching t-shirts and bloomers.  There nothing she liked more than uniformity.  But one girl stands out, Phase 4.  She is wearing a zippered hoodie with the hood up.  Christie voices her disapproval, informing her that heads are to be uncovered during her class.  But Phase 4 doesn't care, keeping her hood on.  Time for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Kasumi

With Christie on the scene, most people choose to give up.  Unfortunately for her, Kasumi is ready.  It's time for a DOA chick fight, assassin vs. ninja girl.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Kokoro

Kokoro has a heck of a morning routine.  Eat breakfast.  Shower.  Read the paper.  Fight off an assassin.  Sounds like a routine DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Sarah

In DOA, the only thing hotter than the weather are the ladies, especially when they are in swimsuits.  Being in a DOA chick fight only makes them that much hotter.  Christie and Sarah put on their swimsuits, shed their dignity, and get ready to rumble.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Ayane Vs. Christie

The Danger Zone is a dangerous place.  Even more so when two dangerous ladies are there.  In this DOA chick fight, Ayane and Christie test their luck.  Who will be victorious and who will be sent flying?  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Christie

What does the blood of death clones taste like?  Do they even have blood?  That's what Vampire Christie is hoping to find out in this DOA chick fight.  She can't help but want a sip when she enters a science lab and comes across Alpha-152.  Maybe her blood tastes like toxic waste.  Maybe it tastes like something even worse; Mountain Dew.  Enjoy the fight but make sure to quench your thirst first.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Marie Rose

Cure or sexy?  It's possible, but in this DOA chick fight, the two paths never cross.  No matter how you dress her, Marie Rose will never be more than a "cute, little sister" type that you'll look down on because she's little.  Christie, on the other hand, is far too mature, dangerous, and...let's say gifted to be anywhere the circle of cuteness.  She will always be the "dangerous vixen) type.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi & Kasumi Vs. Christie & Lisa

Come in, take a seat at the table, and prepare for a feast for the eyes.  Here at Chez DOA, we've prepared a hell of a meal for this DOA chick fight.  We have two main courses for everybody; the most succulent, juicy breasts you've ever had and rump roast.  Enjoy the meal...I mean, fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Christie

Is healthcare supposed to hurt?  That's the question we should be asking in this DOA chick fight.  Nurse Christie is ready to maim and cripple with the precision of a surgeon.  Nurse Hitomi is ready to counter by injecting 500ccs of pain directly to her face.  One of these ladies is going to the ICU.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Hitomi

It's been said that black is slimming.  In this DOA chick fight, black also hides all the bloodstains.  Hitomi wears a black gi.  And despite the slimming effect of black, Christie is still looking thicc in her default gear.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Rachel

They say that power is nothing without skill.  But what happens when power and skill collide?  That's the question this DOA chick fight hopes to answer.  Christie comes dressed as a nurse, hoping to win by using precision strikes with the skill of a surgeon.  Rachel just wears her rugged jean shorts outfit.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Kokoro

It's for a good old volleyball brawl in this DOA chick fight.  Team Hot and Team Sexy are in a tight match.  It's spike for spike and dive for dive.  Emotions boil, tempers flare, and the two captains decide it's time to stop hitting the ball and start hitting each other instead.  Kokoro represents Team Hot with a proper uniform.  Christie represents team sexy with a dangerous crop top jersey.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Tina Vs. Christie

It's showtime in the desert in this DOA chick fight.  Tina is fully decked out in chaps and a hat.  Christie wears a classy sundress paired with a black thong you'll be seeing plenty of.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Honoka

Christie and Honoka are dangerously sexy in this DOA chick fight.  These two ladies are da bomb, entering the Danger Zone in cheerleading outfits.  Enjoy this explosive fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Marie Rose

Vampire Christie continues her pursuit of young co-eds to drain in this DOA chick fight.  She was just sitting on a bench.  That's when Marie Rose came walking by in pleats and knee socks.  Christie was tempted, but stated she only drinks the blood of college student, not girls in grade school.  Marie Rose stated she was not in grade school and would prove her blood was worth drinking with her fighting skills.  Now, the vampire must defend herself.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Tina

Vampire Christie is dying of thirst.  All she want to do is suck the blood of a hot, young co-ed.  She finds one the beach in the form of Tina wearing the sexiest school uniform of all time.  Time to feast.  But will it be on blood or fists?  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Mila

Vampire Christie is still hungry in this DOA chick fight.  She's walking around town in broad daylight, as vampires do.  That's when she sees Mila in full co-ed mode.  Being so fit, her blood must be rich in iron.  Can Christie finally quench her thirst?  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Momiji Vs. Christie

They that opposites attract.  In this DOA chick fight, opposites don't attract.  They whup ass.  Momiji in black ninja gear clashes with Christie all dressed in white.  It's sexy ninja vs. sexy assassin.  Enjoy the fight.

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