Marie Rose Vs. Marie Rose

There are a few things to like about Marie Rose.  First, she has a tatsumaki.  Not like Ryu's, but she has one.  And second, she's the only character with two sets of bloomers; a generic set that everyone gets and her own unique set that comes with thigh-highs and a jacket.  Which one is superior?  Only a DOA chick fight holds the answer.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Helena

The Fashion Police received a call and it was urgent.  Officer Helena was dispatched to the scene and discovered the ultimate violation in bad style; total nudity.  Based on what Helena could see, the woman didn't have any naughty bits and her body was see-through, but nudity was still a violation.  Justice needed to be served by way of DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Nyotengu

The doctor is in, but is she knocked out?  That's the question this DOA chick fight seeks to answer.  Nyotengu answers a house call, only to be informed by Ayane that she has the wrong address.  Nyotengu isn't happy about this, stating that she didn't bother bringing her syringe just to not give someone an inject.  Ayane has no interest, saying she's going to shove that syringe up her ass if she doesn't leave.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Honoka Vs. Pai

It's time for thigh-highs and black eyes in this DOA chick fight.  Honoka rushes out in her skull-and-crossbones t-shirt.  Pai is rocking with spats and ankle ribbons.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Phase 4

When bad fashion rears its ugly head, the Fashion Police are on the job.  FP HQ receives a report of truly bad fashion in the downtown, so they send Officer Helena to check it out.  It doesn't take long for her the spot the perp.  Phase 4 is walking around in tatters and shackles, like some kind of runaway clone.  This cannot stand.  It was time for her to trade fist with the stylish arm of the law in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Hitomi

Hitomi is going back to school in style in this DOA chick fight.  Her school uniform comes in long-sleeved and sweater varieties.  Neither in particularly good, but they are uniquely Hitomi.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Momiji

Officer Helena of the Fashion Police is still on patrol, looking for bad styles as justification to start a DOA chick fight.  She comes across Momiji wearing a school uniform.  An improvement over her last outfit, but she still had to check her for violations.  She stopped her and looked her over.  Everything looked right.

Then, without warning, she flipped up her skirt.  She gasped and said that a fundoshi is not allowed.  She told her she needed to wear regulation underwear under her skirt.  With anger and humiliation on her face, Momiji took up a fighting stance.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Kokoro

It hard to not get too worked up when Kokoro is involved in a DOA chick fight.  This is especially the case when she's wearing two of her hottest outfits.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Pai

In the DOA world, Chinatown is a seedy, shady place.  Surely, that's not a place for two dainty maidens to have a DOA chick fight, right?  No, not two dainty maidens.  But two FAIR maidens?  Maybe.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Sarah

Night falls and the arena fills.  Everyone is anticipating a good DOA chick fight between two heavy-hitting ladies.  Virtua Fighter's Sarah Bryant and DOA's Hitomi are ready to trade fist and entertain the crowd.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Lei Fang

When two ladies meet in Neo Tokyo wearing black, they must engage in a DOA chick fight.  Lei Fang is sizzling hot in her legendary black leather outfit.  Ayane is in her black bunny outfit.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Marie Rose

Atelier alert!  Kokoro and Marie Rose have borrowed the clothes of some Atelier characters and decided to have a DOA chick fight.  Marie Rose looks right as Klaudia from Atelier Ryza.  Kokoro is just fine as Shallistera from Atelier Shallie.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Momiji

Sometimes you just want to take a casual stroll on the beach.  The sun beaming down on you.  Hot sand between your toes.  Two hot ninja girls having a DOA chick fight in sundresses.  Wait...what?  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Mila

It's time for a good, old-fashioned street fight in this DOA chick fight.  Mila and Hitomi look hot, even fighting in normal clothes.  In fact, they're so hot, they caused a multi-car wreck because people were too busy staring at them while driving...probably.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Honoka Vs. Marie Rose

Atelier alert!  Honoka dresses as Ryza and Marie Rose dresses as Totori in this DOA chick fight.  It makes you wonder, could bony little Totori beat tomboy Ryza in a fist fight?  Not very likely.  They just better hope Yumia doesn't show up and whups both their asses.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mai Vs. Tina

Mai and Tina are looking good in their clean white outfits.  But after a DOA chick fight, someone's going to get very dirty.  It's a battle between brawn and agility.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Phase 4

Never defile the shrine.  That's the only rule Kokoro has.  But rules are meant to be broken, and Phase 4 intends to defile the hell out of the shrine in her dirty cloak and skin-tight bodysuit.  The penalty for disobeying Kokoro?  A little prayer and a sandal up the ass in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Lei Fang

It's time to work up a sweat in this DOA chick fights.  Kasumi and Lei Fang wear super tight gym clothes, all the better for them to show off those massive gains in.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki felt sad.  She knew that her Bikini Invitational was getting closer to its end.  She knew in her heart that only a few more ladies would join her for DOA chick fights.  One of them was Christie, who's blue-and-white sarong looks so right.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kula Vs. NiCO

After getting some unsatisfactory answers from Lisa, Kula is still asking around, trying to figure out how to be the type of woman that men drool over.  She comes across NiCO, who's diligently working on her bicep curls.  NiCO briefly stops working out and shrugs her shoulders.  Then, she asks her why she doesn't just ask some men.

Ask men what they find sexy?  That was simple.  Too simple.  It would never work.  The only people who truly had the answers were women.  Kula told her to stop being so secretive and spill the beans.  NiCO sighed and said she would talk if she could beat her in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Tamaki Vs. Tina

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational goes on in this DOA chick fight.  Tina steps onto the beach in a swimsuit themed after her black and silver outfit.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mai Vs. Rachel

Two scantily women fighting in a seedy back alley?  What's the worst that could happen?  Probably not much except a minor groping from one of the bystanders.  Mai and Rachel fight in their default gear, turning up the heat in an explosive DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Kokoro

Hitomi was depressed after her fight with Lisa.  That swimsuit was something she couldn't compete with.  Then, she saw Kokoro in a swimsuit that was cool, but she could compete with her.  She couldn't wait to get into a DOA chick fight with her.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Honoka

Officer Helena of the Fashion Police is on the beat, looking to dish out a beatdown.  This time, she comes across Honoka with her jacket wide open and her knockers knocking.  She was almost as bad as Tina walking around in the smallest bra known to man.  Officer Helena told her she needed to zip up her jacket.  Honoka refused.  She should have known.  A DOA chick fight should have her zipping those WMDs up.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Mila Vs. Pai

At Mila's Cafe, people can enjoy the best food they've ever had AND the worst ass-whuppins they've ever taken.  Customers have a meaty hamburger and wash it down with a meaty fist.  They can enjoy a rump roast, then follow it up with a foot in the rump.  Mila's Cafe, the only place where it genuinely hurts so good.

And if customer still haven't had their fill, they can stop at Pai's Patisserie for dessert.  Customers can enjoy all kinds of treats, such as a lemon meringue pie topped with loads of whipped-ass cream and Pai's world famous pounding cake.  These delicacies are so sweet they will leave patrons toothless.

So, if you already have dinner plans, cancel them and swing by Mila's Cafe and Pai's Patisserie.  Come for the food, stay for the DOA chick fights.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Kasumi

I can't lie, getting through high school was hard.  Fortunately, there weren't any girls like Kasumi walking around.  With looks like hers, she would have been a distraction in math class, phys. ed., and everything in between.  In even though all the other girls would secretly hate her, none of them would dare start a DOA chick fight with her.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Christie

Christie managed to outrun the policewoman, buy a plane ticket with her credit card, and hop on a plane to...somewhere.  People were staring at her the whole flight.  That was to be expected.  After all, she wasn't wearing anything besides a humiliating black thong.  It was going to be a long flight.

When the plane reached its destination, she got off and ran to the nearest jungle she could find.  Miles from humanity, she could start her new life.  She could build a house, find some coffee, and maybe even make some clothes.  But did she really need clothes out here?  As humiliating as it was, she'd gotten used to her black thong.  Maybe she would never take it off again.

Suddenly, she heard moaning.  Was it coming from a person?  She looked around but saw no one.  Then, she looked again and saw something.  A human-shaped distortion walking around.  Was it a new animal, maybe a Predator?  Whatever it was, she'd finally found a place where she could live in peace.  The distortion had to go.  And because it seemed to resemble a woman, she knew she'd have to get into a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Marie Rose Vs. Marie Rose

Mare Rose puts on her big-girl pants and enters the Danger Zone in this DOA chick fight.  Marie Rose in overalls fighting Marie Rose in some weird kiddie outfit.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Lisa

With Phase 4's swimsuit quest being a bust, Hitomi waited for another lady in a swimsuit to show up.  That's when Lisa showed up, shaking her tailfeathers...and very little else.  Hitomi could only stand there, mouth agape.  That swimsuit was so sexy.  She just had to fight her.  She requested a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Ayane Vs. Christie

Christie managed to give the policewoman the slip and escape from her home.  She made sure to grab her credit card before she left, just in case she ever got a break.  But for now, she had nothing.  No friends, no home, no clothes.  Just her humiliating black thong.

Her name was mud in this town.  Maybe she could start a new life somewhere else and finally get some clothes.  Yeah.  She'd start over.  She headed to the airport, ready to restart her life.

Upon getting there, though, she saw another cop.  Was she looking for her.  She couldn't chance it.  She had to get away.  That's when she heard to cop tell her to stop.  She looked and saw her running over.  She couldn't go to jail.  Not dressed like this.  It looked like it was to for another DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Tina

The Fashion Police are doing their thing, ready to crack heads open to ensure decent fashion reigns supreme.  Officer Helena comes across Tina being darned near topless.  She tells Tina to cover her WMDs because they are too dangerous.  Tina refuses, calling her top empowering.  Officer Helena vows to disempower her by means of DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Momiji

In the DOA world, when a lady wears an outfit that's too ugly, too dumb-looking, or too sexy, the Fashion Police.  Officer Helena is patrolling the streets when she sees Momiji in her overalls.  She's deemed the outfit too sexy and will attempt to "persuade" Momiji to change with a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Honoka

After limping her way out of Chinatown in her humiliating black thong, Christie found herself at home.  Now she could relax, kick up heels, drink some coffee, and put on some clothes.  Her nightmare was finally over.

Suddenly, a cop barged through her door and told her she was under arrest.  She must have somehow followed her without her noticing.  Christie begged her to let her put some clothes on first, but the cop wasn't hearing it.  In fact, she called her a dirtbag.  Christie fought back tears, preparing for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Tamaki

Another lady steps up to the plate for a DOA chick fight in Tamaki's Bikini Invitational.  Kokoro is looking rosy and her flower-themed swimsuit. Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Helena

The Fashion Police are still out there, taking down bad outfits one DOA chick fight at a time.  This time, she comes across Ayane, literally shaking her tail in public.  That simply couldn't be allowed to stand.  But Ayane isn't just going to sit back and take a foot in the ass.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Phase 4

Just as Hitomi finished her last fight, Phase 4 came running over in a new swimsuit.  It was sexy.  Hitomi was impressed.  Phase 4 gave her back the money she'd given her and thanked her.

Wait.  She had a new swimsuit and didn't spend the money?  Hitomi told her to give the swimsuit back to whoever she stole it from.  Phase 4 said the woman didn't want it because she looked better in it.  Hitomi insisted she gave it back or she'd make her with a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Nyotengu Vs. Tamaki

Another lady wants to partake in Tamaki's Bikini Invitational in this DOA chick fight.  This time, Nyotengu flies down in a sarong to grace the beach with her presence.  And she didn't come empty-handed.  She brought dessert.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: NiCO Vs. Phase 4

The secrets of big-breasted ninja girls continued to elude NiCO.  They kept feeding her bullshit and her scouter wasn't picking up anything, no matter how much she tuned it.  She was starting to wonder in the thing even worked.  She such the thought.  Of course it worked.  After all, she built it.  She just needed to keep trying.

Her next opportunity came when she saw Phase 4 walking down the street, humming a heavenly tune.  NiCO would not ask question, because the answers would always suck.  She asked Phase 4 for a DOA chick fight, hoping her scouter would pick up anything.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Momiji Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational begats another DOA chick fight.  This time, Momiji struts her stuff in a bikini with a shrine maiden pattern on the top.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kula Vs. Lisa

Kula walked away from her encounter with Tina disappointed.  All she wanted to do was be the type of lady that men drooled over, but Tina gave her bad advice.  She skied off, hoping to find someone who could give her the information she wanted.

She came to the gym, hoping to find that person.  She saw Lisa dancing in the ring and figured she'd give good advice.  Lisa said she'd talk if she beat her in a dance-off.  Kula had two left feet but accepted the challenge, knowing it would probably feel like she'd been in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Pai

After somehow escaping from Neo Tokyo, Christie found herself in Chinatown in her humiliating black thong.  She was drawing a lot of stares for both obvious and not so obvious reasons.  She needed to get out of here fast before she ran into another nutcase.

Eventually, she came to an opportunity she couldn't resist; clothes hanging in someone's window.  She waited until she thought nobody was looking and tried to snatch them.  That's when the owner passed by her window and saw her.  She screeched, calling her a thief.

Christie tried to explain her situation, but the woman wasn't hearing it.  She jumped out the window and got into a fighting stance.  It looked like it was time for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Rachel Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational resumes.  In this DOA chick fight, she goes chest-to-chest with Rachel in a black and red swimsuit.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Mai

There's more than one way to be a smoking hot ninja.  You can either wear fetish ninja gear or a skin-tight body suit.  In this DOA chick fight, Ayane and Mai will demonstrate this.  Mai shows all of her assets in her default fetish ninja gear.  Ayane covers up with a bodysuit and hood but is still sexy in her default gear.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Marie Rose

It had been a awhile since Hitomi sent Phase 4 away to buy a new swimsuit.  What could have been taking her so long?  She might as well pass the time by fighting someone else.

That's when she saw a kid strolling around.  She shouldn't have been here.  Hitomi told her the beach was only for adults.  The kid looked upset and said she was allegedly 18 years old.  Hitomi didn't believe her and decided to kick her out via DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mila Vs. Tina

It's time for a bigtime battle in this DOA chick fight.  Tina is simply ravishing in her race girl outfit.  Mila was so excited for the fight, she ran right over and jumped into the ring in her work clothes.  Enjoy the fight as much as Mila might.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Hitomi

Once again, Phase 4 left to change, leave Hitomi to look for another opponent on the beach.  Ayane just happened to be strolling by in her purple swimsuit.  Hitomi asked her to engage in a DOA chick fight with her and Ayane accepted.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational plays host to another DOA chick fight.  This time Helena saunters down to the beach in a short sarong for a busty bust-up.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Phase 4

Just as Hitomi finished her fight with Mila, Phase 4 came wandering over in her swimsuit.  It was a school swimsuit.  Hitomi facepalmed and asked if she had anything sexier.  Phase 4 said she didn't.  Hitomi gave her some money and told her to go get another swimsuit...after having a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Christie Vs. Kasumi

Christie had finally done it.  She'd won a fight in her humiliating black thong.  She could stand tall and hold her head up high once again.  But then she noticed a cop peeking down the alley.  There's no way she could explain the situation, so she ran and the cop gave chase.

Eventually, she lost the cop and somehow arrived in Neo Tokyo.  She thought she might be able to catch her breath, then go home.  But a ninja girl dressed in black wandered by and stared at her.  Christie understood she was nice-looking and barely clothed, but she didn't like the idea of being ogled by a woman.  She politely asked her to stop.

The ninja girl said she wasn't staring out of desire.  She said that when two women in black meet in Neo Tokyo, they have to fight.  It was the law.  Christie swore, realizing she just ran into another DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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Hit It Or Not? DOA Edition

The Dead Or Alive series has always been filled with smoking hot polygonal beauties.  It almost makes you wonder, if these ladies were real, would you have a chance with them?  And if you did have a shot, would you go for it?  Yep.  We're getting DEEP into nerd territory this time.

Now then, I'll be looking only at the ladies who are in the mainline games.  No Xtreme Volleyball exclusives.  Also, no guest characters outside of the Ninja Gaiden girls.  So, no Mai, Pai, Sarah, Il Naotara, and definitely no Kula.  Also, no NPCs.  This could get long, so grab some food and put the kids to bed.  Get ready to dive in.

Alpha-152

Well, we're starting off with quite a doozy.  A naked Kasumi clone with a see-through body.  This leads to a disturbing question.  If you would hit, how would you go about it?  Does she even have lady parts?  On top of that, her little groans are creepy.  Imagine her making those sounds while you're pounding her.  Yikes!

Her personality?  What personality?  Kill anybody who wanders into your lab is not a personality.  It's a disorder crammed into a science experiment gone wrong.

Her wardrobe doesn't matter.  Are they actually clothes that have taken on the properties of her body or a manipulation of her body to give the appearance of clothing?  Either way, none of it is sexy or even cute.  It's kind of...eww.

Nudity has never been less sexy than this.

Verdict:  No.  Just no.

Ayane

Hey, it's my favorite character.  I wonder how this is going to go.  She has a unique look that gives her an otherworldly beauty while somehow still being conventionally attractive.

In terms of personality, she's quite uneven.  She's either super cold or playful and immature.  This could be annoying if you're looking for more than a one-night stand.

She has a number of wardrobes that either make her look cool, sexy, or cool and sexy.  And when she wears her shortalls, it's going to be hard to kick her out of the bedroom.

Dem overalls, though.

Verdict:  Why not, especially if she's in a good mood.  Not marriage material but definitely hit-worthy.

Christie

Mature, sexy, deadly.  These words instantly come to mind when thinking about Christie.  She's a woman who knows what buttons to push and when to push them.  This isn't just for sex appeal.  It's so she can get close to her targets and kill them.  Her white hair makes her look older than she really is, but at least she's an adult.

Her personality is one where you don't know what you're getting.  Is she really into you or is she trying to manipulate you for some other purpose?  You'll never know until you wake up dead.  On the other hand, she's the one lady in DOA that I'm sure isn't a virgin.  I have no proof of this, but you can just sense it.  She has two body counts; people she's killed and people she's screwed.

Her outfits are mostly sexy.  Even some of her more conservative outfits have a level of sexiness to them.  What else would you expect from a seductress like her?

Christie can certainly get you going in this outfit.

Verdict: No.  She's sexy, but it'd be too risky.

Helena

She's beautiful, rich, and can sing.  Helena is the type of woman who is simply out of your league.  She likely hangs out in places the average person can't get into unless they are working security.  Yet, it seems like a guy like Zack might have a chance with her, so all hope isn't lost.

Personality-wise, she's a go-getter with a strict schedule.  Between singing opera, running DOATEC, training to fight, and making constant trips to the salon (you have to work to maintain her type of beauty), she probably doesn't have a lot of free time.  So, when she gives you the call, you WILL answer.

  

Her wardrobe has a lot of stuff really stands out.  This is someone who wants to be seen.  She has outfits that are classy, sexy, or classy and sexy.  And, that clamshell bikini...damn.

Holy crap!  This outfit.

Verdict:  Yep, but you only get one shot.  Don't waste it.

Hitomi

Possibly the most realistic lady, Hitomi has that "girl next door" charm.  She's hot, but not too hot.  There are definitely prettier ladies in DOA.  She gives off the whole "I'm cute but can still whup your ass" vibe.  And you'll take an ass whuppin' just to stay near her.

In terms of personality, she seems like the type of lady who can go whatever way you want to go.  If you want a friend to just chill and play videogames with, she's your gal.  If you're looking for something more serious, she's still your gal.  And she can cook, too.  She'd be good in the friendzone, the bedroom, and everywhere in between.

In terms of outfits, her wardrobe is a lot like her personality.  She can kick it in town in regular clothes.  She can go to the beach and set your thighs on fire in a pink thong.  She can explore the jungle with you in a safari outfit.  She can spar with you in a gi.  Hitomi is ready for whatever you're down for.

Hitomi's best outfit is rough-and-tumble sexy.

Verdict:  Yep.  At first, I wasn't feeling her, but she's cool.  You can hang out with her or date her.

Honoka

Look out!  It's everyone's favorite big-breasted schoolgirl, Honoka.  I could see her being the future face of the franchise.  She has the looks and, in terms of fighting skills, she has the potential to have a nice story crafted around her.

Her personality is a good one.  She's honest, eager, bubbly, and innocent.  She's not very mature, though.  Not the airhead that Kokoro is, not as uneven as Ayane, but probably purer than either of them.

Her wardrobe is another story.  She has some good stuff, but she doesn't have any stunners.

A nice outfit for Honoka.

Verdict:  Yeah.  She's got charm, personality, and obvious appeal.

Kasumi

The face of the franchise and what a beautiful face it is.  A runaway ninja who's high in skills and even higher in assets, what's not to like about Kasumi?

Well...maybe her personality is a little bland.  Her type has been done ad nauseum.  You know the type.  The gentle girl who says, "I don't want to kick your ass, but I'm still going to."  She also strikes me as the type who wouldn't just go around dropping her panties for any random guy.  She doesn't have time for bullshit.  If you aren't looking for anything serious, don't even bother approaching her.

Her wardrobe has everything.  Cool, sexy, serious, cute, whatever you want, Kasumi has it.

Kasumi's wardrobe has whatever you're up for.

Verdict:  When is the wedding?

Kokoro

Kind of an airhead, Kokoro seems like she'd be difficult to get into bed.  On top of that, she seems to be a more traditional Japanese girl, so she won't just lay with anyone.  But this means you're getting a very loyal woman.

In terms of her personality, I would sum her up in one word; innocent.  She seems like an airhead, but the girl isn't necessarily dumb or slow.  There are probably just some things she genuinely doesn't understand.  Maybe she was sheltered as a kid.  Some believe the whole airhead thing is just her trolling, but who is she trolling?  The player?  The other characters?  Herself?  

Her wardrobe leans traditional, but she has some contemporary stuff, too.  She has kimonos and martial arts gear, but she also has running gear and some sultry dresses.  She also has a quite a few school uniforms.

Kokoro leans more sensible than sexy.

Verdict: Yeah, but you'll have to take it slow with her.  5-10 dates, maybe a proposal and she's all yours.

Lei Fang

Originally, the woman I thought was the hottest in the series, Lei Fang has always been attractive to me.  All she wants to do is bag a dragon, so you have to be tough to date her.  Are you tough enough for her?  Do you want to be?

Personality-wise, she can be petty.  Her whole deal is, "Jann Lee saved me, so I have to whup his ass to show I didn't need his help."  And she's been doing this for years, so at least she's loyal.  But she can be pretty cute when she's with her friends, having some cute poses with Hitomi and Virtua Fighter's Pai Chan.  And she's college-educated, so she's smart.

As for her wardrobe, she has some of my favorite outfits in the series.  Some of them are freaking sexy, too.  Like the one where she wears nothing but a pair of short shorts and suspenders with no top.  Ice water, please.  And her black leather outfit is a stunner in all its iterations.

Why Lei Fang gotta do it like that?

Verdict: Yep, provided you don't have to save her life and turn her into a stalker.

Lisa

A luchador and a scientist?  Is there anything Lisa can't do?  Yeah.  Be ugly.

Lisa seems like a smart, serious woman.  After all, she is a scientist.  But she also seems like a party girl.  I have no proof of this, but her fighting style makes it seem like she's having fun.  And while she may not be the life of the party, she knows how to relax when she's not at the lab.

Her wardrobe will grab your attention.  Whether she's wearing flashy luchador outfits or barely wearing anything in one of her seven million swimsuits, your eyes will be drawn to her.  She stands out in the best way possible.  But she knows when it's time to be professional and put on a lab coat, as well.

Lisa tends to leave very little to the imagination.

Verdict: Hell yeah.  Sista fine.

Marie Rose

Here she is, this supposedly 18-year-old woman who looks and acts like she's 12.  To me, Marie Rose is the epitome of the whole being less than the sum of its parts.  I like parts of Marie Rose, but I'm not really a fan of the complete product.  I like the twintails, but dislike the childlike appearance.  I like the wardrobe but dislike her childlike personality.

Marie Rose has the potential to be a surprise behind closed doors.  You know the type.  She might act all kiddie in public, but once you get her in the bedroom, she's a wildcat.  And you'll have the scratches to prove it.  But even if that was the case, I just wouldn't be able to get there with her.  At most, I just want to pat her on the head and send her to bed with a glass of milk and some apple slices.

Her wardrobe is interesting.  Goth-loli outfits, frilly swimsuits, cat-eared sweaters, etc.  It's filled with things your best friend's weird little sister might wear.  I like some of her stuff, but there's not a sexy outfit to be found.  She's going for cuteness, not sex appeal and that's okay.  Everyone can't be a bombshell.

Marie Rose lacks sex appeal but has loads of cuteness.

Verdict: No.  Her looks and personality are too big of a barrier to overcome, even if she IS 18.

Mila

There is great potential with Mila.  She's cute, fit, and energetic.  She's not super sexy, but grinding against that firm, fit body could be fun.

In terms of her personality, she seems like the type who would take it slow.  3-5 dates should be enough to get her into the bedroom.  And because she's an athlete, the sex is going to be mind-blowing.  She's going to want to screw out all that post-fight stress.

Her outfits tend to be normal or athletic.  Outside of her swimsuits, there's not really anything sexy in there.  Just normal and/or functional clothes.

Sportswear is Mila's jam.

Verdict: Yep.  The temptation to reduce her to a quivering puddle would be too much to resist.

Momiji

I like to think of Momiji as a sexy version of Kokoro.  Whereas Kokoro leans more into beauty, Momiji leans toward being hot.

Her personality seems nice.  I could be wrong, but she seems like she'd be gentle, supportive, and loyal, all good qualities for a wife.

Her wardrobe is a nice mix of professional and sexy.  She has lots of ninja gear and a decent amount of swimwear.  Her shrine maiden and school uniform both have sexy surprises for the observant.

Momiji's shrine maiden outfit is...surprising.

Verdict: Yeah.  Just don't ask why she's covered in demon blood when she comes home at night.

NiCO

She's smart.  She's cute.  She's...the only character Marie Rose calls a kid.  Well, that's not good.  She doesn't really have assets.  That also isn't good.  But dat death scream, though.

Personality-wise, she's extremely smart.  After all, she brought Raidou back to life as a cyborg and warped Kula Diamond into her lab out of thin air.  If you were to date her, she'd probably spend the whole time thinking about her next experiment or making you feel stupid.  All this to say she's smart AND a bitch.

There's nothing too sexy in her wardrobe.  There's some skimpy stuff in there, but nothing that's going to set off your hormones.  In a word, her wardrobe is cute.  You'll look, but you probably won't get turned on.  Her fake school uniform is cool, though.

Can't lie, I'm feeling this outfit.

Verdict: Theoretically, she is dateable.  In reality, probably not.  She's far too thorny.

Nyotengu

She must have been downing lots of Red Bull to get those wings.  Nyotengu is a gender-bent bombshell who loves to drink.  A date with her could be high risk, high reward.

She's a more sensual character who might be kind of scary in the bedroom.  I could see her being into S/M to the point of legit torture.  Those wings also bring the potential of joining the mile-high club outside of getting on a plane.  But she might drop you when she's done, leaving you as a naked, quivering, ecstasy-filled splat on the ground.

Her wardrobe is filled with tight and/or revealing clothes.  That's it.  If you want to see it, she'll show it.  She is sex appeal disguised as a person with wings.  A trip to Old Navy wouldn't hurt her.

Nyotengu spreads her wings in sexy clothes.

Verdict:  No.  The wings make for great possibilities, but ultimately, she's too risky.

Phase 4

She's a clone...but she's hot.  Phase 4 will confuse the heck out of your libido.  She looks like Kasumi, so you'll want to go for it.  But she's a clone, so who knows what you're going to get if you manage to get her in the bedroom.  Does she even have lady parts?  Clones don't really have a need for such things, after all.

As for her personality, I assume she'd act like Kasumi, but you'll catch her slipping from time to time.  Maybe every now and then she'd do something Kasumi wouldn't do under normal circumstances.  She would act like Kasumi, but something would be off.

In terms of outfits, she doesn't seem to have any normal clothes.  Her bodysuit is pretty much the highlight of her wardrobe.  Nothing is going to blow your mind, but she does have a few libido-stirrers in there.

Nobody can wear bloomers like Phase 4.

Verdict:  Why when you could just have Kasumi?  But if Kasumi isn't putting out...

Rachel

I like to view Rachel as a more mature version of Hitomi.  Where Hitomi says, "I'm cute and can kick your ass", Rachel says "I'm sexy and can kick your ass".

Her personality seems intimidating.  She's big, strong, and tough.  She might be difficult to approach, perhaps completely unapproachable.  But, she also seems like a woman who can turn on the charm if the right guy has the courage to make a move.

Her wardrobe has some hot stuff in it, but it has a lot of weird stuff in it, too.  Her crop top and shorts outfit is pretty much at the top of the pile.

Rachel can turn up the heat when necessary.

Verdict: No.  She's hot, but if something goes wrong, things could get very bad in a hurry.

Tamaki

Tall, beautiful, and ladylike, I view Tamaki in the same light as Kokoro and Momiji.  She's a traditional Japanese woman with good manners.  Of course, I have no way to prove that, but that's what she seems like.

In terms of personality, she's gentle and well-mannered.  She also seems you the type of woman who can insult in a way where you don't know you've been insulted.  You'll know she said something crazy to you, but you won't know what it was.  She probably can't make a sandwich to save her life, but she'll give it her best shot.  In other words, she's wife material.

Her wardrobe is solid.  She has decent variety.  There's nothing too dangerous in there.

Tamaki is at her best in traditional clothes.

Verdict: Yeah, why not?

Tina

"Daddy's little girl" is probably the best phrase to describe Tina.  Anybody who wants to plow her is likely going to have to go through daddy dearest first.  If you think you can survive a good flexing, then go for it.

Her personality seems flirty.  She's the type who will play games, just to see how far you're willing to go before she pulls rug from under you, sending you home with blue balls.  But if you stick with it, she'll eventually put out for real.

Her wardrobe is mostly flashy and sexy, with a few normal outfits sprinkled in for variety.  And let's not forget about her wealth of assets in the chest region, which a lot of her outfits show off.

Tina's always ready to rustle up some sexiness. 

Verdict:  Depends on if you have the courage to fight off Bass AND the patience to play games with her.

And there it is.  Every lady in DOA and whether or not they are hit-worthy.  But this all just one man's opinion.  Which DOA ladies would you date?  Which ones would you pass on?  Unleash your inner-nerd in the comments section.

DOA Chick Fights: NiCO Vs. Tamaki

It's time for another round of Tamaki's Bikini Invitational in this DOA chick fight.  NiCO is up next, being as loli she can be in her bikini with a frilly top.  Enjoy the fight.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.

DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Phase 4

Ninja girls just can't get enough of fighting in Neo Tokyo while wearing black.  It's almost like a rite of passage.  Kasumi and Phase 4 intend to partake in this rite via DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.

DOA Chick Fight: Hitomi Vs. Mila

Hitomi managed to persuade Phase 4 to put on a swimsuit.  But Phase 4 needed to change, so she left.  That's when Mila came over, looking for a friendly DOA chick fight in her pink thong.  Hitomi accepted, thinking it would be a good way to pass the time.  Enjoy it.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.

DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Lei Fang

After suffering another ass-whuppin', Christie finally managed to get out of that hellhole of an area.  But now she had another problem.  She was in the middle of downtown in nothing but a black thong.  Could she possibly be more humiliated?  Honking horns, catcalls, and whistles only upped her embarrassment more.  This couldn't be real.  It must have been a nightmare, but she wasn't waking up.

She ran down an alley, curled into a ball, and started crying.  She was almost naked and spent the day getting her ass kicked.  Her ego couldn't take any more.  She was broken.

She knew how to fix herself, though.  She just needed to win a fight.  Any fight.  She wasn't going back to that arena, though.  Those ladies were too good.  No, she needed to win a random street fight.  She could do that much, right?  She wiped away her tears, stood up, and dragged a random woman into the alley to start a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.

DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Rachel

Ninja girls in black just can't stop fighting in Neo Tokyo.  Rachel and Ayane are ready to brawl for an audience of one in this DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.

DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Phase 4

As Kokoro was beating her ass, Christie couldn't help but notice Phase 4 sitting ringside.  It's unlikely she bought a ticket to watch the fight, because she came down the ramp.  That could only mean she was there to start a DOA chick fight right after Kokoro.

And that's exactly what happened.  Phase 4 jumped in as fast as Kokoro left.  Christie knew she was in store for another humiliating ass whuppin' in her black thong.  Enjoy the fight.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.

DOA Chick Fights: Kula Vs. Tina

Kula is a cute, little sister-type of girl.  But she no longer wants to be that.  She wants to be the type of woman men drool over.  She wants to be a bombshell.  And the only way she knows how to do that is to put on her sexiest outfit and find a bombshell to take lessons from.  That brought her to Tina, who promised to flex her into a bombshell in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.