DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Marie Rose

Atelier alert!  Kokoro and Marie Rose have borrowed the clothes of some Atelier characters and decided to have a DOA chick fight.  Marie Rose looks right as Klaudia from Atelier Ryza.  Kokoro is just fine as Shallistera from Atelier Shallie.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Momiji

Sometimes you just want to take a casual stroll on the beach.  The sun beaming down on you.  Hot sand between your toes.  Two hot ninja girls having a DOA chick fight in sundresses.  Wait...what?  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Mila

It's time for a good, old-fashioned street fight in this DOA chick fight.  Mila and Hitomi look hot, even fighting in normal clothes.  In fact, they're so hot, they caused a multi-car wreck because people were too busy staring at them while driving...probably.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Honoka Vs. Marie Rose

Atelier alert!  Honoka dresses as Ryza and Marie Rose dresses as Totori in this DOA chick fight.  It makes you wonder, could bony little Totori beat tomboy Ryza in a fist fight?  Not very likely.  They just better hope Yumia doesn't show up and whups both their asses.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mai Vs. Tina

Mai and Tina are looking good in their clean white outfits.  But after a DOA chick fight, someone's going to get very dirty.  It's a battle between brawn and agility.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Phase 4

Never defile the shrine.  That's the only rule Kokoro has.  But rules are meant to be broken, and Phase 4 intends to defile the hell out of the shrine in her dirty cloak and skin-tight bodysuit.  The penalty for disobeying Kokoro?  A little prayer and a sandal up the ass in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Lei Fang

It's time to work up a sweat in this DOA chick fights.  Kasumi and Lei Fang wear super tight gym clothes, all the better for them to show off those massive gains in.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki felt sad.  She knew that her Bikini Invitational was getting closer to its end.  She knew in her heart that only a few more ladies would join her for DOA chick fights.  One of them was Christie, who's blue-and-white sarong looks so right.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kula Vs. NiCO

After getting some unsatisfactory answers from Lisa, Kula is still asking around, trying to figure out how to be the type of woman that men drool over.  She comes across NiCO, who's diligently working on her bicep curls.  NiCO briefly stops working out and shrugs her shoulders.  Then, she asks her why she doesn't just ask some men.

Ask men what they find sexy?  That was simple.  Too simple.  It would never work.  The only people who truly had the answers were women.  Kula told her to stop being so secretive and spill the beans.  NiCO sighed and said she would talk if she could beat her in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Tamaki Vs. Tina

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational goes on in this DOA chick fight.  Tina steps onto the beach in a swimsuit themed after her black and silver outfit.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mai Vs. Rachel

Two scantily women fighting in a seedy back alley?  What's the worst that could happen?  Probably not much except a minor groping from one of the bystanders.  Mai and Rachel fight in their default gear, turning up the heat in an explosive DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Kokoro

Hitomi was depressed after her fight with Lisa.  That swimsuit was something she couldn't compete with.  Then, she saw Kokoro in a swimsuit that was cool, but she could compete with her.  She couldn't wait to get into a DOA chick fight with her.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Honoka

Officer Helena of the Fashion Police is on the beat, looking to dish out a beatdown.  This time, she comes across Honoka with her jacket wide open and her knockers knocking.  She was almost as bad as Tina walking around in the smallest bra known to man.  Officer Helena told her she needed to zip up her jacket.  Honoka refused.  She should have known.  A DOA chick fight should have her zipping those WMDs up.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Mila Vs. Pai

At Mila's Cafe, people can enjoy the best food they've ever had AND the worst ass-whuppins they've ever taken.  Customers have a meaty hamburger and wash it down with a meaty fist.  They can enjoy a rump roast, then follow it up with a foot in the rump.  Mila's Cafe, the only place where it genuinely hurts so good.

And if customer still haven't had their fill, they can stop at Pai's Patisserie for dessert.  Customers can enjoy all kinds of treats, such as a lemon meringue pie topped with loads of whipped-ass cream and Pai's world famous pounding cake.  These delicacies are so sweet they will leave patrons toothless.

So, if you already have dinner plans, cancel them and swing by Mila's Cafe and Pai's Patisserie.  Come for the food, stay for the DOA chick fights.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Kasumi

I can't lie, getting through high school was hard.  Fortunately, there weren't any girls like Kasumi walking around.  With looks like hers, she would have been a distraction in math class, phys. ed., and everything in between.  In even though all the other girls would secretly hate her, none of them would dare start a DOA chick fight with her.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Christie

Christie managed to outrun the policewoman, buy a plane ticket with her credit card, and hop on a plane to...somewhere.  People were staring at her the whole flight.  That was to be expected.  After all, she wasn't wearing anything besides a humiliating black thong.  It was going to be a long flight.

When the plane reached its destination, she got off and ran to the nearest jungle she could find.  Miles from humanity, she could start her new life.  She could build a house, find some coffee, and maybe even make some clothes.  But did she really need clothes out here?  As humiliating as it was, she'd gotten used to her black thong.  Maybe she would never take it off again.

Suddenly, she heard moaning.  Was it coming from a person?  She looked around but saw no one.  Then, she looked again and saw something.  A human-shaped distortion walking around.  Was it a new animal, maybe a Predator?  Whatever it was, she'd finally found a place where she could live in peace.  The distortion had to go.  And because it seemed to resemble a woman, she knew she'd have to get into a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Marie Rose Vs. Marie Rose

Mare Rose puts on her big-girl pants and enters the Danger Zone in this DOA chick fight.  Marie Rose in overalls fighting Marie Rose in some weird kiddie outfit.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Lisa

With Phase 4's swimsuit quest being a bust, Hitomi waited for another lady in a swimsuit to show up.  That's when Lisa showed up, shaking her tailfeathers...and very little else.  Hitomi could only stand there, mouth agape.  That swimsuit was so sexy.  She just had to fight her.  She requested a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Ayane Vs. Christie

Christie managed to give the policewoman the slip and escape from her home.  She made sure to grab her credit card before she left, just in case she ever got a break.  But for now, she had nothing.  No friends, no home, no clothes.  Just her humiliating black thong.

Her name was mud in this town.  Maybe she could start a new life somewhere else and finally get some clothes.  Yeah.  She'd start over.  She headed to the airport, ready to restart her life.

Upon getting there, though, she saw another cop.  Was she looking for her.  She couldn't chance it.  She had to get away.  That's when she heard to cop tell her to stop.  She looked and saw her running over.  She couldn't go to jail.  Not dressed like this.  It looked like it was to for another DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Tina

The Fashion Police are doing their thing, ready to crack heads open to ensure decent fashion reigns supreme.  Officer Helena comes across Tina being darned near topless.  She tells Tina to cover her WMDs because they are too dangerous.  Tina refuses, calling her top empowering.  Officer Helena vows to disempower her by means of DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Momiji

In the DOA world, when a lady wears an outfit that's too ugly, too dumb-looking, or too sexy, the Fashion Police.  Officer Helena is patrolling the streets when she sees Momiji in her overalls.  She's deemed the outfit too sexy and will attempt to "persuade" Momiji to change with a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Honoka

After limping her way out of Chinatown in her humiliating black thong, Christie found herself at home.  Now she could relax, kick up heels, drink some coffee, and put on some clothes.  Her nightmare was finally over.

Suddenly, a cop barged through her door and told her she was under arrest.  She must have somehow followed her without her noticing.  Christie begged her to let her put some clothes on first, but the cop wasn't hearing it.  In fact, she called her a dirtbag.  Christie fought back tears, preparing for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Tamaki

Another lady steps up to the plate for a DOA chick fight in Tamaki's Bikini Invitational.  Kokoro is looking rosy and her flower-themed swimsuit. Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Helena

The Fashion Police are still out there, taking down bad outfits one DOA chick fight at a time.  This time, she comes across Ayane, literally shaking her tail in public.  That simply couldn't be allowed to stand.  But Ayane isn't just going to sit back and take a foot in the ass.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Phase 4

Just as Hitomi finished her last fight, Phase 4 came running over in a new swimsuit.  It was sexy.  Hitomi was impressed.  Phase 4 gave her back the money she'd given her and thanked her.

Wait.  She had a new swimsuit and didn't spend the money?  Hitomi told her to give the swimsuit back to whoever she stole it from.  Phase 4 said the woman didn't want it because she looked better in it.  Hitomi insisted she gave it back or she'd make her with a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Nyotengu Vs. Tamaki

Another lady wants to partake in Tamaki's Bikini Invitational in this DOA chick fight.  This time, Nyotengu flies down in a sarong to grace the beach with her presence.  And she didn't come empty-handed.  She brought dessert.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: NiCO Vs. Phase 4

The secrets of big-breasted ninja girls continued to elude NiCO.  They kept feeding her bullshit and her scouter wasn't picking up anything, no matter how much she tuned it.  She was starting to wonder in the thing even worked.  She such the thought.  Of course it worked.  After all, she built it.  She just needed to keep trying.

Her next opportunity came when she saw Phase 4 walking down the street, humming a heavenly tune.  NiCO would not ask question, because the answers would always suck.  She asked Phase 4 for a DOA chick fight, hoping her scouter would pick up anything.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Momiji Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational begats another DOA chick fight.  This time, Momiji struts her stuff in a bikini with a shrine maiden pattern on the top.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kula Vs. Lisa

Kula walked away from her encounter with Tina disappointed.  All she wanted to do was be the type of lady that men drooled over, but Tina gave her bad advice.  She skied off, hoping to find someone who could give her the information she wanted.

She came to the gym, hoping to find that person.  She saw Lisa dancing in the ring and figured she'd give good advice.  Lisa said she'd talk if she beat her in a dance-off.  Kula had two left feet but accepted the challenge, knowing it would probably feel like she'd been in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Pai

After somehow escaping from Neo Tokyo, Christie found herself in Chinatown in her humiliating black thong.  She was drawing a lot of stares for both obvious and not so obvious reasons.  She needed to get out of here fast before she ran into another nutcase.

Eventually, she came to an opportunity she couldn't resist; clothes hanging in someone's window.  She waited until she thought nobody was looking and tried to snatch them.  That's when the owner passed by her window and saw her.  She screeched, calling her a thief.

Christie tried to explain her situation, but the woman wasn't hearing it.  She jumped out the window and got into a fighting stance.  It looked like it was time for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Rachel Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational resumes.  In this DOA chick fight, she goes chest-to-chest with Rachel in a black and red swimsuit.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Mai

There's more than one way to be a smoking hot ninja.  You can either wear fetish ninja gear or a skin-tight body suit.  In this DOA chick fight, Ayane and Mai will demonstrate this.  Mai shows all of her assets in her default fetish ninja gear.  Ayane covers up with a bodysuit and hood but is still sexy in her default gear.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Marie Rose

It had been a awhile since Hitomi sent Phase 4 away to buy a new swimsuit.  What could have been taking her so long?  She might as well pass the time by fighting someone else.

That's when she saw a kid strolling around.  She shouldn't have been here.  Hitomi told her the beach was only for adults.  The kid looked upset and said she was allegedly 18 years old.  Hitomi didn't believe her and decided to kick her out via DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mila Vs. Tina

It's time for a bigtime battle in this DOA chick fight.  Tina is simply ravishing in her race girl outfit.  Mila was so excited for the fight, she ran right over and jumped into the ring in her work clothes.  Enjoy the fight as much as Mila might.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Hitomi

Once again, Phase 4 left to change, leave Hitomi to look for another opponent on the beach.  Ayane just happened to be strolling by in her purple swimsuit.  Hitomi asked her to engage in a DOA chick fight with her and Ayane accepted.  Enjoy it.

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