DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Tina

Hitomi was supposed to be the hot girl in school, but everybody hates her uniform.  They hate it so much that people hate been picking fights with her because of it.  She's a tough girl, but how many fights can one person fight?

That's when she was approached by the hottest girl in school, Tina.  Her uniform was so skimpy.  Breasts popping out.  Panties flashing every time took a step.  High-heel shoes.  She was a walking dress code violation and she was coming her way.  What could she want with her?

Tina didn't say anything.  She just whipped out a pair of scissors and tried to cut her top off.  No!  Hitomi had to maintain her ugly uniform.  She would not be made to look like a whore.  She pushed Tina away and prepared for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Lisa

What's another name for a chick fight?  A cat fight.  And this DOA chick fight is going to be the cat's meow.  Christie and Lisa show off catlike agility and quick, catlike strikes in their cat outfits.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Lei Fang

Labor Day isn't far away and you know what they say.  You can't wear white after it.  Of course, you can, but Ayane and Lei Fang aren't taking that chance.  The ladies look beautiful in their white dresses, but one of them is likely going to be smeared red with blood and brown with dirt after this DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Helena

Helena just can't keep. on to a good maid.  Many have come and gone, shouting many things on their way out.  Bitch, elitist, and slave driver are among the many them.  She knew she was a bitch and an elitist, but she knew she wasn't a slave driver.  Was she?  Only one way to find out.  Have a clone made and be its maid.

Thanks to technological advances, she was able to have a clone made that day.  She took it home and it already knew the deal.  It had her mannerisms, voice, and those few gray hairs in an area that shall remain unnamed.  All she had to do was work for it.

It only took a few hours for her to realize she was, in fact, a slave driver.  She couldn't take it anymore.  She had a burning desire to punch it in the face.  At least couldn't fight like her...probably.  Time for her to find out in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Phase 4

Will these auditions pan out and lead Kokoro's next idol partner to her?  She thought all of these girls sucked.  She was losing so much hope that she wound up falling asleep at some point.

When she awakened, she could believe what she was seeing.  It was Kasumi, dressed like a catgirl in a bikini.  Kokoro informed her that she could be her partner again, but only if she groveled and begged to come back.  This puzzled the woman, who swore up and down that she, in fact, wasn't Kasumi and would not be made to beg.

Kokoro asked if ask she thought she was stupid.  The woman said yes.  Kokoro called security to drag her out, but they were beaten.  Looked like Kokoro would have to toss her out herself, even if it meant beating her in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Momiji

It's back-to-school time in the DOA world.  Hitomi is the big girl on campus in her brown uniform.  The class ninja, Momiji, hates it though, and starts a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Lei Fang

Kokoro's audition for a new partner for her J-pop idol duo continues.  After deciding that Marie Rose didn't have what it took, she observed a few more ladies.  Nothing but terrible candidates.  Maybe she should have given it to Marie Rose.

That's when another stand-out showed up.  She was a few years older but still looked good.  She couldn't dance but she moved well, so she could learn.  Her singing voice was okay, but she had trouble hitting those high notes.  She'd be a project, for sure.  How much of a project?  Perhaps Kokoro could gauge her in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Momiji

Hot ninja girls wearing skin-tight outfits fighting in Neo Tokyo?  Why not?  Kasumi and Momiji turn up the heat in tight, black ninja outfits in this DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Pai

Pai has made it far in the DOA women's tournament.  She's defeated a number of tough opponents.  But now, she must face the ultimate challenge; a ninja girl who's the face of the franchise.  Such an opponent is unbeatable, right?  Maybe Pai such just give up, shake her hand, and be happy that she, as an outsider, made it this far.  Yeah, she could do that, but then there wouldn't be a DOA chick fight.  And that wouldn't be enjoyable, would it?

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Helena

Sometimes, it's not easy to find good help.  All Helena wants is to find a good maid to cook her food, sweep the floor, and wash her rancid stockings after a particularly active opera performance.  It shouldn't be too hard.  But the new maid is kind of a bitch.  It's been three days and she already wants a raise.  Helena intends to make her earn it through a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Sarah Vs. Sarah

Virtua Fighter's Sarah comes over to DOA to have the full DOA experience with herself.  In other words, she's going to engage in a DOA chick fight, complete with skimpy clothes and bouncing breasts.  As she likes to say, you'll enjoy this...trust me.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Marie Rose

It's been a while since the pop idol duo, K&K broke up.  It's members, Kokoro and Kasumi got into an ugly fight.  Kasumi left the industry altogether, pursuing a promising career in fast food.  But Kokoro decides to continue chasing fame.  She sets up auditions at the local gym to find a new partner.

The line was long.  Which one of these candidates would be her new partner?  She went through a few before she came to one with potential, a cute, little girl with twintails.  She could dance.  Her singing was mixed.  She didn't have a singing voice, but she didn't mess up the lyrics.  And while her looks weren't sexy, they would be good enough to charm gray-haired losers into forking over big bucks for a wink and a smile.  But could she fight?  Only one way for Kokoro to find out.  DOA chick fight time.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Mila

Business is good at the DOA World Hospital.  Thanks to Nurse Mila, everyone is using their services.  Idols, cheerleaders, schoolgirls, football players, terrorists, and many others have called the DOA World Hospital home at some point.  And yet, there is still something missing.

She and the director walked around and took note of the facilities.  Good doctors.  Spacious rooms.  Food that doesn't make the patients want to vomit.  They had everything.  What was it that they just didn't have?

Then, it hit the director.  A place where scientific breakthroughs could happen.  As it stood, it just treated normal patients.  What about abnormal patients?  If they got injured or sick, where could they go?  If that place was the DOA World Hospital, they could lead the medical world in research, doing things that had never been seen before.  Mila and the director nodded at each other.  They would do it.

Mila volunteered to go out and find an abnormal patient.  It would likely take a lot of time.  Whether it took a day or a decade, the director promised to have facilities ready by the time she found one.  With that order of business taken care of Mila headed out.  She didn't know what she was looking for, but she'd find it when she did.

Abnormal patients.  Scientific breakthrough.  Where would something like that be?  She needed to think outside the box to find it.  She would search far and wide, as if she was looking for Pokémon.

Then, as she found herself walking around in a random jungle, she saw it.  A see-through...woman?  Yes, she...it definitely qualified as an abnormal patient AND a scientific breakthrough.  All she needed to do was capture it in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Lei Fang Vs. Marie Rose

The circus is coming to town.  The place is filled with clowns, jugglers, lions, and...reindeer?  Marie Rose is tired of being in the petting zoo.  She wants to be in the center ring.  Lei Fang is sent in to corral her and throw her back out.  But Marie Rose isn't going back the petting zoo without a fight.  Or rather a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Marie Rose

Always respect the shrine.  Those are the rules in the DOA world.  But Marie rose thinks that's bullshit and decides to be rambunctious.  This pisses off Kokoro, who calls her a turd.  This then pisses off Marie Rose and leads to a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Rachel

High above the streets of Neo Tokyo, two sexy women in black engage in a DOA chick fight.  Kasumi floats like a butterfly and stings like a nest of angry hornets.  Rachel has all the power of a rhino but moves with the grace of a ballerina.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Pai

Pai is on fire in the DOA women's tournament.  She can't be stopped.  She's won DOA chick fight after DOA chick fight.  But now she comes across an opponent who's not wearing her best outfit for the bright lights.  Ayane shows up to the fight in a frumpy, yet sexy set of shortalls.  She clearly isn't taking this seriously.  Does that mean she's just that strong?  Only one way for Pai to find out.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Nyotengu Vs. Tina

Two smoking hot women put on the best outfits and step up to the plate in this DOA chick fight.  Tina's always ready for the big leagues in her red outfit.  Nyotengu counters by dressing like royalty.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Lei Fang

It's game, set, and match in this DOA chick fight.  Tennis is an exciting game, especially when the women trot out there in their microscopic dresses.  But in the DOA world, sometimes they get tired of hitting the ball, drop their rackets, and hit each other in a DOA chick fight instead.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Momiji Vs. Tina

Tina thought she'd put on her favorite hooker outfit, go to the casino, and gamble away all her hard-earned pro-wrestling money.  She was going broke, as planned, but then she started winning.  She was on a hot streak like no other, eventually winning twice the money she came in with.  She wasn't cheating, but that's not how the casino saw it.  They were going to get every dime back...in blood.  So, they send out their sexiest attendant to confront her in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Phase 4

When two beautiful women take center stage, only one can shine.  At least that's how things work in a DOA chick fight.  Ayane and Phase 4 looks like a pair of Broadway actresses or ballerinas who will do anything to land the leading role.  But first they'll have to land a few good blows on one another.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Pai

Pai is doing well in the DOA women's tournament.  But she's never faced a boss-ass bitch like Helena.  She has beauty, resources, and a wardrobe that Pai has never seen before.  But does she have fighting skills like Pai has never seen before?  The only way to find that answer is to engage her in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Hitomi

It's time to look down from the mountain top on the rest of the world...and the opponent you kicked over the edge in this DOA chick fight.  When Hitomi went up into the mountains to enjoy some fresh, crisp, clean air, she didn't know she's be fighting a Kasumi clone to the death.  If she had, she'd have packed her karate gear.  Unfortunately, her overalls are going to have to cut it.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Lisa Vs. Tamaki

The DOA Xtreme series is a truly horrid series of games.  Very little about them is good.  But with that series, perhaps we would be able to see these two beauties, Lisa and Tamaki, engaging in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kula Vs. Marie Rose

When it comes to lolis, few shine as bright as King Of Fighters Kula Diamond.  And there's no better place for women to shine the in a DOA tournament.  But DOA's resident loli, Marie Rose, won't just sit back and be replaced by an outsider.  She will do anything to hold onto her spot.  Even start a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Kokoro

The pop-idol duo K&K were a world sensation.  It's members, Kasumi and Kokoro, were adored everywhere they went.  Men and women of all ages were drawn to them in ways the most idol groups simply can't compete with.  Unfortunately, when it comes to duos, there's always a falling out.  Instead to getting into a fight on some trashy, behind-the-scenes reality TV show, they decide the only way to settle things is to get into a DOA chick fight in front of all their fans.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Momiji Vs. NiCO

NiCO is curious about ninjas.  Always has been.  For the longest time, she's wanted to know everything about them.  How they fight, what they eat, and most importantly, how they get such big breasts.  She hopes to find the answers to all of these questions with her handy dandy scouter.  With such a device, she can learn a vast amount of information on ninjas any time she engages in a DOA chick fight with one.  And what luck.  Momiji, a smoking hot ninja girl with big breasts, just happens to be in the area for her to test it out.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Mila

Nurse Mila is feeling good about her work for the DOA World Hospital.  With her fists, she's managed to pile up patients and secure funds to keep the hospital going for the next ten years.  But all her joy vanishes when she comes into work and sees a woman dressed like a nurse walking out of an area she shouldn't have been in.  Whoever this woman was, Mila didn't feel good about her.

She called out to the woman and asked who she was.  The woman didn't respond.  She simply kept walking away.  She made the decision to let her walk away and inspect the area she came from.  After a thorough combing of the area, she saw something strange.  Upon closer inspection, her she turned pale and her eyes widened.  It was a bomb.

She hurried to the director to inform her of the situation.  The director said she would handle everything...somehow.  Mila said she was going to track down the evil nurse and turn her into another patient.

Upon getting outside, Mila wondered where could the evil nurse have gone?  She asked around and one person said she ran down an alley.  Was she still there?  Only one way to find out.

Mila ran into the alley.  No luck.  She would not give up, though.  She had to be around somewhere.  She would not rest until she found that evil nurse.

Eventually, she caught up to the woman in Chinatown.  She told the evil nurse she wouldn't get away with trying to bomb the hospital.  The evil nurse smiled and dared her to stop her, getting into a fighting stance.  Looks like it's time for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Marie Rose Vs. Pai

Pai continues her journey on the DOA world's grandest stage continues.  Her opponent for this DOA chick fight looks like she could start crying at any moment, but it would be a mistake to look down on her because she's little.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fight: Ayane Vs. Lisa

It's time for the ladies of DOA to bring the flash and fire to a DOA chick fight.  Ayane is so proud of her tail, she decides to show it off in a thong.  Lisa takes off the mask, but she's still a luchadora in her heart.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Rachel Vs. Sarah

Two blondes engaged in a DOA chick fight on an oil rig?  That is so DOA.  Sarah better be careful not to cause an explosion, because that bodysuit is fire.  Rachel is in just as much danger because that little shirt and shorts are the bomb.  Enjoy the fight after you've gotten to a safe distance.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Marie Rose

In the DOA world, gym class can get pretty competitive.  So much so that it might as well be a DOA chick fight when the ladies attend.  Kokoro and Marie Rose break out the bloomers and literally try to fight their way to a passing grade.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Hitomi

Alpha-152 just can't catch a break.  All she wanted to do was enjoy a nice, relaxing walk down the street as the wind blows through her...hair?  But that fantasy came to an end when Officer Hitomi approached her and informed her that it's illegal to be a clone.  As Hitomi broke out the handcuffs, Alpha-152 raised her fists, anticipating a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Mila

Nurse Mila has piled up a nice stream of patients for the DOA World Hospital.  But now the director has a new mission for her; secure more funds for expansion.  A bigger hospital means a higher patient capacity.  A higher patient capacity means she'd get more work crippling citizens...er...finding patients.  Yes, she would do it.

The director informed her that there would be a convention in town.  All the big wigs of the DOA world would be there.  Perhaps, Mila could go there and "persuade" a few of the pretty people to make some sizable donations.  She couldn't wait.  She hurried to the convention.

Upon getting there, she looked around.  Who could she convince to donate?  Then she saw her.  A beautiful young woman wearing a stunning dress.  Yes.  She was the one.

Mila walked up and asked her for the money.  The woman said she would only give the money if she could prove she was strong enough to warrant it.  Looks like Mila would have to engage in a DOA chick fight to get the money.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Lei Fang

It's panty shots in the city in this DOA chick fight.  Kokoro wear a dress that no sane woman would ever wear.  When simply standing there leads to a wardrobe malfunction, you probably should change clothes.  In response, Lei Fang wears her cutest miniskirt.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mila Vs. Rachel

Mila is still patient hunting.  There's no better place to find patience than the sports world.  And in the sports world, there's no better place to suffer an agonizing injury than the gridiron.  With a smile on her face, Mila heads for the nearest football field.

Once there, she sees a bunch of women in skimpy football outfits practicing.  They were really going hard in the least substantial football gear of all time.  They weren't even wearing helmets.  There was bound to be a ton of injuries.  Concussions.  Brain damage.  Limbs bent the wrong way.  Mila shook with anticipation at the thought of debilitation.

Then, once of the women got hurt.  This is what she was waiting for.  She ran onto the field to drag the injured party away.  That's when she noticed all the women looking at her.  A strong-looking woman asked her if she wanted to take her place.

Mila was reluctant at first, but then she thought of the injuries she could inflict if she actually participated.  The DOA World Hospital would have tons of patients if she did things right.  She joined in a practice game so brutal, it might as well have been a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Helena

When you buy a new swimsuit, where is the first place you go?  The beach?  The catwalk?  Stay home in show off in front of your friends?  No.  You'd go to a warzone.  Duh.  Christie and Helena don their swimsuits in the most dangerous area possible for a DOA chick fight.  The swimsuits could possibly be bulletproof, but they don't seem to be fistproof.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Honoka Vs. Kokoro

Innocent eyes and thigh-highs, that's what this DOA chick fight is about.  Kokoro breaks out her ugliest school uniform for the occasion.  Honoka is ready to milk her outfit for all it's worth.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Hitomi

When Hitomi and Ayane meet up in the Dead Or Alive Tournament, only one of them will come out of the arena alive.  Actually, they'll both live.  They are game girls, after all.  That doesn't mean they can't put on their best outfits and have a hell of a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Tina

Tina is the rootinest, tootinest, roughest, toughest, sexist sheriff in the Wild West.  And she's on a manhunt...er...womanhunt for a dangerous outlaw.  Christie is the deadliest, skimpiest, bustiest, sexiest outlaw in the Wild West.  When Tina tracks her down the only thing that can come from the meeting is a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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