DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Tamaki

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational plays host to another DOA chick fight.  This time Helena saunters down to the beach in a short sarong for a busty bust-up.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Phase 4

Just as Hitomi finished her fight with Mila, Phase 4 came wandering over in her swimsuit.  It was a school swimsuit.  Hitomi facepalmed and asked if she had anything sexier.  Phase 4 said she didn't.  Hitomi gave her some money and told her to go get another swimsuit...after having a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Christie Vs. Kasumi

Christie had finally done it.  She'd won a fight in her humiliating black thong.  She could stand tall and hold her head up high once again.  But then she noticed a cop peeking down the alley.  There's no way she could explain the situation, so she ran and the cop gave chase.

Eventually, she lost the cop and somehow arrived in Neo Tokyo.  She thought she might be able to catch her breath, then go home.  But a ninja girl dressed in black wandered by and stared at her.  Christie understood she was nice-looking and barely clothed, but she didn't like the idea of being ogled by a woman.  She politely asked her to stop.

The ninja girl said she wasn't staring out of desire.  She said that when two women in black meet in Neo Tokyo, they have to fight.  It was the law.  Christie swore, realizing she just ran into another DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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Hit It Or Not? DOA Edition

The Dead Or Alive series has always been filled with smoking hot polygonal beauties.  It almost makes you wonder, if these ladies were real, would you have a chance with them?  And if you did have a shot, would you go for it?  Yep.  We're getting DEEP into nerd territory this time.

Now then, I'll be looking only at the ladies who are in the mainline games.  No Xtreme Volleyball exclusives.  Also, no guest characters outside of the Ninja Gaiden girls.  So, no Mai, Pai, Sarah, Il Naotara, and definitely no Kula.  Also, no NPCs.  This could get long, so grab some food and put the kids to bed.  Get ready to dive in.

Alpha-152

Well, we're starting off with quite a doozy.  A naked Kasumi clone with a see-through body.  This leads to a disturbing question.  If you would hit, how would you go about it?  Does she even have lady parts?  On top of that, her little groans are creepy.  Imagine her making those sounds while you're pounding her.  Yikes!

Her personality?  What personality?  Kill anybody who wanders into your lab is not a personality.  It's a disorder crammed into a science experiment gone wrong.

Her wardrobe doesn't matter.  Are they actually clothes that have taken on the properties of her body or a manipulation of her body to give the appearance of clothing?  Either way, none of it is sexy or even cute.  It's kind of...eww.

Nudity has never been less sexy than this.

Verdict:  No.  Just no.

Ayane

Hey, it's my favorite character.  I wonder how this is going to go.  She has a unique look that gives her an otherworldly beauty while somehow still being conventionally attractive.

In terms of personality, she's quite uneven.  She's either super cold or playful and immature.  This could be annoying if you're looking for more than a one-night stand.

She has a number of wardrobes that either make her look cool, sexy, or cool and sexy.  And when she wears her shortalls, it's going to be hard to kick her out of the bedroom.

Dem overalls, though.

Verdict:  Why not, especially if she's in a good mood.  Not marriage material but definitely hit-worthy.

Christie

Mature, sexy, deadly.  These words instantly come to mind when thinking about Christie.  She's a woman who knows what buttons to push and when to push them.  This isn't just for sex appeal.  It's so she can get close to her targets and kill them.  Her white hair makes her look older than she really is, but at least she's an adult.

Her personality is one where you don't know what you're getting.  Is she really into you or is she trying to manipulate you for some other purpose?  You'll never know until you wake up dead.  On the other hand, she's the one lady in DOA that I'm sure isn't a virgin.  I have no proof of this, but you can just sense it.  She has two body counts; people she's killed and people she's screwed.

Her outfits are mostly sexy.  Even some of her more conservative outfits have a level of sexiness to them.  What else would you expect from a seductress like her?

Christie can certainly get you going in this outfit.

Verdict: No.  She's sexy, but it'd be too risky.

Helena

She's beautiful, rich, and can sing.  Helena is the type of woman who is simply out of your league.  She likely hangs out in places the average person can't get into unless they are working security.  Yet, it seems like a guy like Zack might have a chance with her, so all hope isn't lost.

Personality-wise, she's a go-getter with a strict schedule.  Between singing opera, running DOATEC, training to fight, and making constant trips to the salon (you have to work to maintain her type of beauty), she probably doesn't have a lot of free time.  So, when she gives you the call, you WILL answer.

  

Her wardrobe has a lot of stuff really stands out.  This is someone who wants to be seen.  She has outfits that are classy, sexy, or classy and sexy.  And, that clamshell bikini...damn.

Holy crap!  This outfit.

Verdict:  Yep, but you only get one shot.  Don't waste it.

Hitomi

Possibly the most realistic lady, Hitomi has that "girl next door" charm.  She's hot, but not too hot.  There are definitely prettier ladies in DOA.  She gives off the whole "I'm cute but can still whup your ass" vibe.  And you'll take an ass whuppin' just to stay near her.

In terms of personality, she seems like the type of lady who can go whatever way you want to go.  If you want a friend to just chill and play videogames with, she's your gal.  If you're looking for something more serious, she's still your gal.  And she can cook, too.  She'd be good in the friendzone, the bedroom, and everywhere in between.

In terms of outfits, her wardrobe is a lot like her personality.  She can kick it in town in regular clothes.  She can go to the beach and set your thighs on fire in a pink thong.  She can explore the jungle with you in a safari outfit.  She can spar with you in a gi.  Hitomi is ready for whatever you're down for.

Hitomi's best outfit is rough-and-tumble sexy.

Verdict:  Yep.  At first, I wasn't feeling her, but she's cool.  You can hang out with her or date her.

Honoka

Look out!  It's everyone's favorite big-breasted schoolgirl, Honoka.  I could see her being the future face of the franchise.  She has the looks and, in terms of fighting skills, she has the potential to have a nice story crafted around her.

Her personality is a good one.  She's honest, eager, bubbly, and innocent.  She's not very mature, though.  Not the airhead that Kokoro is, not as uneven as Ayane, but probably purer than either of them.

Her wardrobe is another story.  She has some good stuff, but she doesn't have any stunners.

A nice outfit for Honoka.

Verdict:  Yeah.  She's got charm, personality, and obvious appeal.

Kasumi

The face of the franchise and what a beautiful face it is.  A runaway ninja who's high in skills and even higher in assets, what's not to like about Kasumi?

Well...maybe her personality is a little bland.  Her type has been done ad nauseum.  You know the type.  The gentle girl who says, "I don't want to kick your ass, but I'm still going to."  She also strikes me as the type who wouldn't just go around dropping her panties for any random guy.  She doesn't have time for bullshit.  If you aren't looking for anything serious, don't even bother approaching her.

Her wardrobe has everything.  Cool, sexy, serious, cute, whatever you want, Kasumi has it.

Kasumi's wardrobe has whatever you're up for.

Verdict:  When is the wedding?

Kokoro

Kind of an airhead, Kokoro seems like she'd be difficult to get into bed.  On top of that, she seems to be a more traditional Japanese girl, so she won't just lay with anyone.  But this means you're getting a very loyal woman.

In terms of her personality, I would sum her up in one word; innocent.  She seems like an airhead, but the girl isn't necessarily dumb or slow.  There are probably just some things she genuinely doesn't understand.  Maybe she was sheltered as a kid.  Some believe the whole airhead thing is just her trolling, but who is she trolling?  The player?  The other characters?  Herself?  

Her wardrobe leans traditional, but she has some contemporary stuff, too.  She has kimonos and martial arts gear, but she also has running gear and some sultry dresses.  She also has a quite a few school uniforms.

Kokoro leans more sensible than sexy.

Verdict: Yeah, but you'll have to take it slow with her.  5-10 dates, maybe a proposal and she's all yours.

Lei Fang

Originally, the woman I thought was the hottest in the series, Lei Fang has always been attractive to me.  All she wants to do is bag a dragon, so you have to be tough to date her.  Are you tough enough for her?  Do you want to be?

Personality-wise, she can be petty.  Her whole deal is, "Jann Lee saved me, so I have to whup his ass to show I didn't need his help."  And she's been doing this for years, so at least she's loyal.  But she can be pretty cute when she's with her friends, having some cute poses with Hitomi and Virtua Fighter's Pai Chan.  And she's college-educated, so she's smart.

As for her wardrobe, she has some of my favorite outfits in the series.  Some of them are freaking sexy, too.  Like the one where she wears nothing but a pair of short shorts and suspenders with no top.  Ice water, please.  And her black leather outfit is a stunner in all its iterations.

Why Lei Fang gotta do it like that?

Verdict: Yep, provided you don't have to save her life and turn her into a stalker.

Lisa

A luchador and a scientist?  Is there anything Lisa can't do?  Yeah.  Be ugly.

Lisa seems like a smart, serious woman.  After all, she is a scientist.  But she also seems like a party girl.  I have no proof of this, but her fighting style makes it seem like she's having fun.  And while she may not be the life of the party, she knows how to relax when she's not at the lab.

Her wardrobe will grab your attention.  Whether she's wearing flashy luchador outfits or barely wearing anything in one of her seven million swimsuits, your eyes will be drawn to her.  She stands out in the best way possible.  But she knows when it's time to be professional and put on a lab coat, as well.

Lisa tends to leave very little to the imagination.

Verdict: Hell yeah.  Sista fine.

Marie Rose

Here she is, this supposedly 18-year-old woman who looks and acts like she's 12.  To me, Marie Rose is the epitome of the whole being less than the sum of its parts.  I like parts of Marie Rose, but I'm not really a fan of the complete product.  I like the twintails, but dislike the childlike appearance.  I like the wardrobe but dislike her childlike personality.

Marie Rose has the potential to be a surprise behind closed doors.  You know the type.  She might act all kiddie in public, but once you get her in the bedroom, she's a wildcat.  And you'll have the scratches to prove it.  But even if that was the case, I just wouldn't be able to get there with her.  At most, I just want to pat her on the head and send her to bed with a glass of milk and some apple slices.

Her wardrobe is interesting.  Goth-loli outfits, frilly swimsuits, cat-eared sweaters, etc.  It's filled with things your best friend's weird little sister might wear.  I like some of her stuff, but there's not a sexy outfit to be found.  She's going for cuteness, not sex appeal and that's okay.  Everyone can't be a bombshell.

Marie Rose lacks sex appeal but has loads of cuteness.

Verdict: No.  Her looks and personality are too big of a barrier to overcome, even if she IS 18.

Mila

There is great potential with Mila.  She's cute, fit, and energetic.  She's not super sexy, but grinding against that firm, fit body could be fun.

In terms of her personality, she seems like the type who would take it slow.  3-5 dates should be enough to get her into the bedroom.  And because she's an athlete, the sex is going to be mind-blowing.  She's going to want to screw out all that post-fight stress.

Her outfits tend to be normal or athletic.  Outside of her swimsuits, there's not really anything sexy in there.  Just normal and/or functional clothes.

Sportswear is Mila's jam.

Verdict: Yep.  The temptation to reduce her to a quivering puddle would be too much to resist.

Momiji

I like to think of Momiji as a sexy version of Kokoro.  Whereas Kokoro leans more into beauty, Momiji leans toward being hot.

Her personality seems nice.  I could be wrong, but she seems like she'd be gentle, supportive, and loyal, all good qualities for a wife.

Her wardrobe is a nice mix of professional and sexy.  She has lots of ninja gear and a decent amount of swimwear.  Her shrine maiden and school uniform both have sexy surprises for the observant.

Momiji's shrine maiden outfit is...surprising.

Verdict: Yeah.  Just don't ask why she's covered in demon blood when she comes home at night.

NiCO

She's smart.  She's cute.  She's...the only character Marie Rose calls a kid.  Well, that's not good.  She doesn't really have assets.  That also isn't good.  But dat death scream, though.

Personality-wise, she's extremely smart.  After all, she brought Raidou back to life as a cyborg and warped Kula Diamond into her lab out of thin air.  If you were to date her, she'd probably spend the whole time thinking about her next experiment or making you feel stupid.  All this to say she's smart AND a bitch.

There's nothing too sexy in her wardrobe.  There's some skimpy stuff in there, but nothing that's going to set off your hormones.  In a word, her wardrobe is cute.  You'll look, but you probably won't get turned on.  Her fake school uniform is cool, though.

Can't lie, I'm feeling this outfit.

Verdict: Theoretically, she is dateable.  In reality, probably not.  She's far too thorny.

Nyotengu

She must have been downing lots of Red Bull to get those wings.  Nyotengu is a gender-bent bombshell who loves to drink.  A date with her could be high risk, high reward.

She's a more sensual character who might be kind of scary in the bedroom.  I could see her being into S/M to the point of legit torture.  Those wings also bring the potential of joining the mile-high club outside of getting on a plane.  But she might drop you when she's done, leaving you as a naked, quivering, ecstasy-filled splat on the ground.

Her wardrobe is filled with tight and/or revealing clothes.  That's it.  If you want to see it, she'll show it.  She is sex appeal disguised as a person with wings.  A trip to Old Navy wouldn't hurt her.

Nyotengu spreads her wings in sexy clothes.

Verdict:  No.  The wings make for great possibilities, but ultimately, she's too risky.

Phase 4

She's a clone...but she's hot.  Phase 4 will confuse the heck out of your libido.  She looks like Kasumi, so you'll want to go for it.  But she's a clone, so who knows what you're going to get if you manage to get her in the bedroom.  Does she even have lady parts?  Clones don't really have a need for such things, after all.

As for her personality, I assume she'd act like Kasumi, but you'll catch her slipping from time to time.  Maybe every now and then she'd do something Kasumi wouldn't do under normal circumstances.  She would act like Kasumi, but something would be off.

In terms of outfits, she doesn't seem to have any normal clothes.  Her bodysuit is pretty much the highlight of her wardrobe.  Nothing is going to blow your mind, but she does have a few libido-stirrers in there.

Nobody can wear bloomers like Phase 4.

Verdict:  Why when you could just have Kasumi?  But if Kasumi isn't putting out...

Rachel

I like to view Rachel as a more mature version of Hitomi.  Where Hitomi says, "I'm cute and can kick your ass", Rachel says "I'm sexy and can kick your ass".

Her personality seems intimidating.  She's big, strong, and tough.  She might be difficult to approach, perhaps completely unapproachable.  But, she also seems like a woman who can turn on the charm if the right guy has the courage to make a move.

Her wardrobe has some hot stuff in it, but it has a lot of weird stuff in it, too.  Her crop top and shorts outfit is pretty much at the top of the pile.

Rachel can turn up the heat when necessary.

Verdict: No.  She's hot, but if something goes wrong, things could get very bad in a hurry.

Tamaki

Tall, beautiful, and ladylike, I view Tamaki in the same light as Kokoro and Momiji.  She's a traditional Japanese woman with good manners.  Of course, I have no way to prove that, but that's what she seems like.

In terms of personality, she's gentle and well-mannered.  She also seems you the type of woman who can insult in a way where you don't know you've been insulted.  You'll know she said something crazy to you, but you won't know what it was.  She probably can't make a sandwich to save her life, but she'll give it her best shot.  In other words, she's wife material.

Her wardrobe is solid.  She has decent variety.  There's nothing too dangerous in there.

Tamaki is at her best in traditional clothes.

Verdict: Yeah, why not?

Tina

"Daddy's little girl" is probably the best phrase to describe Tina.  Anybody who wants to plow her is likely going to have to go through daddy dearest first.  If you think you can survive a good flexing, then go for it.

Her personality seems flirty.  She's the type who will play games, just to see how far you're willing to go before she pulls rug from under you, sending you home with blue balls.  But if you stick with it, she'll eventually put out for real.

Her wardrobe is mostly flashy and sexy, with a few normal outfits sprinkled in for variety.  And let's not forget about her wealth of assets in the chest region, which a lot of her outfits show off.

Tina's always ready to rustle up some sexiness. 

Verdict:  Depends on if you have the courage to fight off Bass AND the patience to play games with her.

And there it is.  Every lady in DOA and whether or not they are hit-worthy.  But this all just one man's opinion.  Which DOA ladies would you date?  Which ones would you pass on?  Unleash your inner-nerd in the comments section.

DOA Chick Fights: NiCO Vs. Tamaki

It's time for another round of Tamaki's Bikini Invitational in this DOA chick fight.  NiCO is up next, being as loli she can be in her bikini with a frilly top.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Phase 4

Ninja girls just can't get enough of fighting in Neo Tokyo while wearing black.  It's almost like a rite of passage.  Kasumi and Phase 4 intend to partake in this rite via DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Hitomi Vs. Mila

Hitomi managed to persuade Phase 4 to put on a swimsuit.  But Phase 4 needed to change, so she left.  That's when Mila came over, looking for a friendly DOA chick fight in her pink thong.  Hitomi accepted, thinking it would be a good way to pass the time.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Lei Fang

After suffering another ass-whuppin', Christie finally managed to get out of that hellhole of an area.  But now she had another problem.  She was in the middle of downtown in nothing but a black thong.  Could she possibly be more humiliated?  Honking horns, catcalls, and whistles only upped her embarrassment more.  This couldn't be real.  It must have been a nightmare, but she wasn't waking up.

She ran down an alley, curled into a ball, and started crying.  She was almost naked and spent the day getting her ass kicked.  Her ego couldn't take any more.  She was broken.

She knew how to fix herself, though.  She just needed to win a fight.  Any fight.  She wasn't going back to that arena, though.  Those ladies were too good.  No, she needed to win a random street fight.  She could do that much, right?  She wiped away her tears, stood up, and dragged a random woman into the alley to start a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Rachel

Ninja girls in black just can't stop fighting in Neo Tokyo.  Rachel and Ayane are ready to brawl for an audience of one in this DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Phase 4

As Kokoro was beating her ass, Christie couldn't help but notice Phase 4 sitting ringside.  It's unlikely she bought a ticket to watch the fight, because she came down the ramp.  That could only mean she was there to start a DOA chick fight right after Kokoro.

And that's exactly what happened.  Phase 4 jumped in as fast as Kokoro left.  Christie knew she was in store for another humiliating ass whuppin' in her black thong.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kula Vs. Tina

Kula is a cute, little sister-type of girl.  But she no longer wants to be that.  She wants to be the type of woman men drool over.  She wants to be a bombshell.  And the only way she knows how to do that is to put on her sexiest outfit and find a bombshell to take lessons from.  That brought her to Tina, who promised to flex her into a bombshell in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mila Vs. Momiji

Dem overalls, though.  In this DOA chick fight, Mila and Momiji reach peak sexiness in their overalls.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Phase 4

After a playful brawl with Lei Fang, she decided to go to a nearby food truck to get something to drink.  That's when she noticed Phase 4 in a cloak and bodysuit.  What a buzzkill.  Maybe she could talk her into a bikini.

Phase 4 said she couldn't wear a swimsuit.  Said she was too shy.  Hitomi said that wouldn't do.  She challenged her to a DOA chick fight, with the condition that if she won, Phase 4 would have to wear a bikini.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. NiCO

On her quest to figure out the secrets of big-breasted ninja girl, NiCO had gotten nothing useful.  But she refused to give up.  She would learn the secrets of big-breasted ninja girls, even if it killed her.  After tuning up her scouter again, she set up to find one.

It didn't take her long to come across Ayane, looking very much like a big-breasted ninja girl.  NiCO asked her what her secrets were.  Ayane looked puzzled but told her to eat more crackers and kill clones every day.  She said the carbs from the crackers would fatten up her chest, while killing clones would keep her in shape.  NiCO called BS and started a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Kokoro

She moaned and groaned as she awakened in pain.  Tina gave her a good flexing.  Even broke her leg.  But in the DOA world, broken limbs heal as soon as they're broken, so no biggie.  Still, she couldn't get used to getting used to taking ass whupping.  And while wearing nothing but a black thong?  It was just humiliating.  She shook have never attempted this.

Then, as she sat up in preparation to leave, she saw Kokoro standing there.  No.  Was she going to fight her, too?  When would the DOA chick fights end?  She might as well get it over with.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Honoka Vs. Kula

Atelier alert!  Honoka takes the clothes of the legendary Ryza herself and goes on a quest for adventure and alchemy ingredients.  It doesn't take long for her to run into trouble, as she comes across a cute pirate girl with ice powers coming to steal everything she's collected.  Her only hope of getting home with everything she's collected is to win a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Tina

After taking another beating in her black thong, Christie just wanted to go home.  She'd been humiliated enough.  With her pride and body both injured, she starts to walk up the ramp to the backstage area before the next lady comes out.  But it was too late.  Tina came marching down the ramp, dragging her kicking and screaming back to the ring.  If this nightmare was going to end, Christie needed to win.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs.Tamaki

Tamaki's Bikini Invitational continues in this DOA chick fight.  The mighty Hitomi steps up in her cute bikini with an "H" over one of the breasts.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Mila

Christie's thong-clad trouncing didn't go as she anticipated.  But before she could slink off in shame, Mila comes out in sexy fighter gear, ready for a DOA chick fight.  Maybe she could regain some dignity with a victory.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Honoka Vs. Marie Rose

On the biggest stage, under the brightest lights there is only room for one star.  In this DOA chick fight, Honoka and Marie Rose are a pair of blushing ballerinas.  After done kicking each other's asses, maybe their practice their plies.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Helena Vs. Kokoro

The first day of auditions for Kokoro's new pop-idol partner have ended and she's...tired.  There were a few promising people, but a lot of people clearly overestimated their abilities.  She'd mull things over later, but for now, it was time for her to take her mind off of business and relax.  It was time for a trip to the beach.

As she was walking the sand shores, she noticed someone; a world-famous opera singer.  What luck.  Maybe she could get her to be her partner.  And if things really went well, they could exchange autographs.  She wandered over the woman and asked her if she'd be interested in being her partner.

The woman rolled her eyes.  She said she was an opera singer, not a pop idol.  She said that J-pop was trash while opera was true singing.  And she did not do duets.

Kokoro asked her to reconsider.  The woman said no.  Kokoro made her an offer; fight her in a DOA chick fight.  If the woman won, she'd leave her alone.  But if Kokoro won, the woman would consider doing at least a few concert dates with her.  To her surprise, the woman agreed.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Christie Vs. Hitomi

Christie is an assassin and as such, she doesn't take most opponents serious.  She's so confident in her abilities that she doesn't believe she even needs to wear decent clothing to beat win.  She seeks to prove this by entering a fighting tournament in a swimsuit and having a DOA chick fight with whoever comes out.  That person winds up being Hitomi in full karate gear and suddenly she's a little less confident.  But a promise is a promise, so let the fight begin.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Lei Fang Vs. Tina

Open vests and heaving chests are the theme in this DOA chick fight.  Who wears it better?  Lei Fang keeps things pure in white.  Tina dirties things up with a black vest and a gun.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Lei Fang Vs. Rachel

The women in Neo Tokyo wearing black are back on the attack in this DOA chick fight.  Lei Fang wears my favorite of her outfits.  Rachel is in default gear.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Helena

Helena walks into the Danger Zone, ready for her finest performance.  Will it be her final one?  When Alpha-152 is on the opponent in a DOA chick fight, it very well could be.  If it is, she's not going out in a bikini.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Honoka Vs. Kokoro

After a burger and a beating, Kokoro felt energized to get back to those auditions for a new pop-idol partner.  She knew a handful might be good.  She knew a lot of them would suck.  She knew to have some aspirin at the ready.

What she didn't expect was for one of the candidates to show up with no pants.  Kokoro could only stare, mouth agape.  Was this real?

The woman asked if she could get started.  Kokoro asked whether or not she was serious.  She literally looked like she just crawled out of bed.  A t-shirt, panties, and slippers are what she showed up in.  Kokoro wasn't even going to give her a chance.

But the woman started performing anyway.  When she was done, Kokoro told her she sucked.  She could sing and her dance moves were fake.  She also told her that while she was cute, she looked funny.  The woman didn't take any of this well and started a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Phase 4 Vs. Tina

In the DOA world, the only things hotter than the desert sun are the ladies.  In this DOA chick fight, Tina and Phase 4 make the desert hotter.  Phase 4 saunters out in her tasty overalls.  Tina is dangerous, keeping a gun on her hip and a thong in her ass.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Lei Fang

In the DOA world, summer never end.  That means the ladies can go to the beach and go topless anytime they want.  Lei Fang and Hitomi waste no time doing so in this DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Lei Fang

Don't wear white after Labor Day.  Lei Fang and Ayane say screw that and do it anyway in this DOA chick fight.  Lei Fang is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen in her outfit.  Ayane is looking pretty ordinary in her white dress.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Kokoro

Kokoro had gotten tired of auditions for new pop-idol partner.  She decided to go out for a burger.  And in the DOA world, there's no better place to get a burger than Angel Burger, where every bite is divine.

Upon getting inside, she saw Kasumi working the register, in full uniform, which wasn't much.  She seemed to be enjoying herself, but how was she really feeling.  Going from pop idol to fast-food worker was quite a fall.

Kasumi looked surprised upon seeing her but quickly regained her composure and asked for her order.  Kokoro ordered a double divinity burger with a side of angel hair fries and an angel-sized drink.  Kasumi asked if she was worried that she would get fat eating all that.  Said she might not be able to fit into her idol outfit anymore.

Kokoro told her to shut up and put the fries in the bag.  Kasumi asked her if she'd like extra spit in her drink.  They went back and forth until a DOA chick fight broke out.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mila Vs. Phase 4

It's time to spice up the war zone in this DOA chick fight.  Mila braves the front in her camo gear.  Phase 4 is dressed for combat in a bulletproof vest and army helmet.  Too bad (or fortunately) she's not wearing much else.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Lisa

Alpha-152 finally gets a break.  She managed to escape the lab and make her way to the beach.  Now, she has a chance to feel the sand between her...toes?  And the water is cold.  She couldn't wait to take a dip and blend in with the sea.  Yes, she could live the best life possible for a clone.

After playing around for a bit, she noticed a familiar face.  It was Dr. Lisa.  She wasn't wearing her lab outfit, but if she saw her, she'd drag her back to the lab.  That couldn't happen.  Now that she got a taste of the beach, her pod in the lab wasn't good enough.  She headed back for the water.  With her clear body, Lisa wouldn't see her.

But it was too late.  Lisa had already seen her and ran over.  Despite not wearing much, she intended to fight her and take her back.  Alpha-152's only chance was to beat her in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Kokoro

The people just keep lining up for Kokoro's auditions.  Hopefully, she could find her new pop-idol partner soon.  The next candidate steps up and it...a girl from a rival pop group.  Did she have a falling out with her own group?

Kokoro asked why she was here.  The woman said she only came to laugh at Kokoro.  Tell her how far she's fallen.  Let her know that she and Kasumi always sucked and now that Kasumi was gone, she'd be exposed as the fraud she was.

Kokoro shook with rage as the woman made fun of her.  She told to get lost or wind up missing.  The woman laughed to told her she could sing, dance, or fight.  Kokoro intended to prove her wrong.  She would sing as she danced all over her face in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Helena

Helena and Ayane bring the summer heat in this DOA chick fight.  Ayane breaks a frilly purple get-up.  And Helena...holy crap, Helena.  She doesn't miss on those swimsuits.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Tina

For a while, Japanese schoolgirls were all the rage.  And when you think of Japanese schoolgirls, you likely think of the sailor-style uniform Kasumi is wearing.  But of course, the sailor-style isn't just limited to school uniforms.  Tina shows a different way to wear a neckerchief and knee socks.  Which is better?  Perhaps a DOA chick fight holds the answer.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fight: Marie Rose Vs. Sarah

It's widely believed that everyone likes blondes.  Whether or not that's true is up for debate.  But assuming it is, how do you like your blondes?  In a bodysuit or leotard?  With twintails or a ponytail?  As a smoking hot adult or a...female of questionable age?  Whatever your answers, blondes are always at their best in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Tina

Kokoro banged her head on the table.  Would she ever find her new pop-idol partner?  Would she have to go solo?  She didn't want to do that.  She was on the verge of tears.

That's when the next person stepped up.  She had the total package.  She was experienced, could sing, dance, and was drop-dead gorgeous.  She may have found her partner.

But then a thought entered Kokoro's mind.  Maybe she was too good.  She might outshine her.  That couldn't be allowed.  Kokoro's search would continue after throwing her out via DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kokoro Vs. Mai

Land, ho?  More like, land, whoa!  In this DOA chick fight, Kokoro and Mai dress up like a pair of the sexiest scurvy dogs to ever exist.  These to ladies are so hot, you'll gladly walk the plank just to get a better view of them.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. NiCO

NiCO's quest to find out why ninja girls have such big breasts didn't pan out in her fight with Momiji.  Her scanner wasn't working properly and, as a result, she wasn't able to get the answers she was seeking.  But, she's not going to give up just yet.  She went back to the lab, tinkered with her scanner, and got back out there.

She came across Kasumi, who was in a sexy ninja outfit, watering some flowers.  NiCO asked her how she, as a ninja girl, managed to get such big breasts.  Kasumi was puzzled and a little creeped out, but she answered, stating that she told fortunes and ate too many cookies sometimes.  Being sedentary and eating poorly would sprout those milkers in no time.

NiCO wasn't buying it.  There must have been something in her training that she was doing.  Intending to find out, NiCO started a DOA chick fight, hoping her scanner would pick up...anything.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Lei Fang Vs. Tamaki

Summer is coming to an end and Tamaki doesn't like it.  While she can't stop it, she can still enjoy fun in the sun before the weather gets colder.  She doesn't want to do it alone, though, so she decides to call up all the ladies in the DOA world and set up a set of crappy beach volleyball games.  Psych.  She sets up a series of DOA chick fights where she and her opponents wear bikinis.  Lei Fang is always up for a good fight, so she steps and to the plate as the first challenger.  Enjoy the fight.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.