DOA Chick Fights: Mila Vs. Rachel

Mila is still patient hunting.  There's no better place to find patience than the sports world.  And in the sports world, there's no better place to suffer an agonizing injury than the gridiron.  With a smile on her face, Mila heads for the nearest football field.

Once there, she sees a bunch of women in skimpy football outfits practicing.  They were really going hard in the least substantial football gear of all time.  They weren't even wearing helmets.  There was bound to be a ton of injuries.  Concussions.  Brain damage.  Limbs bent the wrong way.  Mila shook with anticipation at the thought of debilitation.

Then, once of the women got hurt.  This is what she was waiting for.  She ran onto the field to drag the injured party away.  That's when she noticed all the women looking at her.  A strong-looking woman asked her if she wanted to take her place.

Mila was reluctant at first, but then she thought of the injuries she could inflict if she actually participated.  The DOA World Hospital would have tons of patients if she did things right.  She joined in a practice game so brutal, it might as well have been a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Ayane Vs. Mila

Nurse Mila is still looking for patients for the DOA World Hospital.  She's been several places and made a few extra patients, but it's not enough.  The hospital needed a steady stream of patients.  But people in the DOA world are remarkably healthy.

There had to be a place where sickness and injuries were common.  Then, she could "persuade" them to go to the hospital.  Where was that place?

That's when she saw some cheerleaders practicing.  That's it.  Cheerleaders were always getting injured.  Missed catches.  Broken ankles.  All she had to do was wait for the injuries to pile up and the hospital would be overflowing with patients.

But one of the cheerleaders. confronted her.  She said perverts weren't allowed to ogle the cheerleaders.  Offended, Mila prepared herself for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Marie Rose Vs. Mila

Nurse Mila's search for patients for the DOA World Hospital continues in this DOA chick fight.  She's been to the beach.  She's been to school.  Where else do victims...er...potential patients hang out?  She's stumped.

Then, she sees a poster about an idol's concert tonight.  Something always goes wrong at concerts.  People overdose.  Divers miss the mosh pit.  People pass out drunk.  Patients were bound to be lying all over the place.  All she had to do was go in and drag a few of them out.

Upon getting there, she is disappointed by the clean, jovial atmosphere.  No drunken brawls.  No overdoses.  No mosh pits gone wrong.  This could not stand.  She decided to start a ruckus.

The performer was not happy about her being a nuisance and decides to call her out by inviting her on stage for a DOA chick fight.  Mila couldn't resist.  An idol getting treatment in the hospital could provide a much-needed boost.  All she needed to do was hospitalize her.  Enjoy the fight.

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DOA Chick Fights: Kasumi Vs. Mila

The DOA World Hospital still needs more patients.  Never fear, Nurse Mila is here.  Her job is to convince people they need the hospital.  The beatings she doles out can be quite persuasive.  But where should she go next?

That's when she sees a woman in a school uniform walk by.  That was it.  The school would have plenty of potential patients.  Maybe a few of them would give her a run in a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Mila Vs. Phase 4

Everyone is the healthy and happy in the DOA world.  This would usually be viewed as a good thing, but it the DOA World Hospital, it's a bad thing.  They are struggling, to the point that they may have to shut down.  They need patients in the worst.  The director decides to send out her toughest nurse, Mila, to go out and find some.

Mila gladly accepts, lest she lose her dream job.  If it meant saving the hospital, she would beat, maim, and cripple as many people as she needed to and drag them to the hospital with her own two hands.  She would start by going to the beach.  There she finds a woman in a school swimsuit swimming alone.  Time for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Honoka

Oh no!  Where's the doctor?  Honoka tweaked her ankle at cheer practice.  Wait, here comes Doctor Hitomi.  Unfortunately, she's a doctor of pain.  Looks like it's time for a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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DOA Chick Fights: Hitomi Vs. Christie

Is healthcare supposed to hurt?  That's the question we should be asking in this DOA chick fight.  Nurse Christie is ready to maim and cripple with the precision of a surgeon.  Nurse Hitomi is ready to counter by injecting 500ccs of pain directly to her face.  One of these ladies is going to the ICU.  Enjoy it.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.