DOA Chick Fight: Mila Vs. Pai

At Mila's Cafe, people can enjoy the best food they've ever had AND the worst ass-whuppins they've ever taken.  Customers have a meaty hamburger and wash it down with a meaty fist.  They can enjoy a rump roast, then follow it up with a foot in the rump.  Mila's Cafe, the only place where it genuinely hurts so good.

And if customer still haven't had their fill, they can stop at Pai's Patisserie for dessert.  Customers can enjoy all kinds of treats, such as a lemon meringue pie topped with loads of whipped-ass cream and Pai's world famous pounding cake.  These delicacies are so sweet they will leave patrons toothless.

So, if you already have dinner plans, cancel them and swing by Mila's Cafe and Pai's Patisserie.  Come for the food, stay for the DOA chick fights.  Enjoy it.

Good stuff?  Check back every Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday for new fights.  Until then, stay nerdy.