DOA Chick Fights: Alpha-152 Vs. Christie

Christie managed to outrun the policewoman, buy a plane ticket with her credit card, and hop on a plane to...somewhere.  People were staring at her the whole flight.  That was to be expected.  After all, she wasn't wearing anything besides a humiliating black thong.  It was going to be a long flight.

When the plane reached its destination, she got off and ran to the nearest jungle she could find.  Miles from humanity, she could start her new life.  She could build a house, find some coffee, and maybe even make some clothes.  But did she really need clothes out here?  As humiliating as it was, she'd gotten used to her black thong.  Maybe she would never take it off again.

Suddenly, she heard moaning.  Was it coming from a person?  She looked around but saw no one.  Then, she looked again and saw something.  A human-shaped distortion walking around.  Was it a new animal, maybe a Predator?  Whatever it was, she'd finally found a place where she could live in peace.  The distortion had to go.  And because it seemed to resemble a woman, she knew she'd have to get into a DOA chick fight.  Enjoy it.

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